there’s something you’d better understand about me because it’s important and one day your life may depend on it: i am definitely a mad man with a box.
the universe is big. it’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
I suppose I am one of life’s naturally clumsy people; I don’t drop stuff all the time, or break things, but I’m just generally a bit flustered.